God Forbid Sweatshirt | sarcastic shirt, 90s aesthetic humor

$30.07

Sizes: S

Colors: White

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

Deadpan crewneck with a single-line, office-style slogan in narrow typewriter-inspired lettering — a minimalist take on the “God Forbid” sarcasm trend. The monochrome print and clean layout lean into hyper-ironized workplace humor, letting the phrase do the work while the midweight sweatshirt keeps the look casual and understated. Wear it as a quiet, sardonic statement during commutes, late nights at the office, or low-key social hangs where dry humor lands. Product features - 50/50 cotton-poly, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) medium-heavy fabric - Classic crewneck fit with double-needle stitching for durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape - Embroidery or DTG print options; DTF inner neck and wrist prints available - Made in Nicaragua; OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol compliance Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.

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